When did I even pick this?

interlude-with-ludes:

sailorhoneymoon:

sporktron:

pacifistic-badass:

liamdryden:

This ring features a complete band of Gibeon Meteorite framed and mounted in an 18k gold band. The meteorite has been etched with nitric acid to reveal the characteristic patterns, or Widmanstatten figures, of iron meteorites, and set with 9 gemstones representing the planets of our Solar System. Mercury is represented by a rust colored Sapphire, Venus a golden Sapphire, Earth an irradiated blue Diamond, Mars a Ruby, Jupiter an Opal, Saturn a Cats Eye Chrysoberyl with an inlaid 24k gold ring, Uranus a green Sapphire, Neptune a blue Sapphire and Pluto a black Diamond. What really makes this ring special is that the band of meteorite spins independent of the gold ring, so when it is on, the planets rotate around the wearer’s finger.

TL;DR SPACE RING GIMME

price starts at 3,600$ i’m cry

These are the sorts of things my money would be consumed by, if I had any money.

artempretio:

Christina Empedocles

Inspiration

cosmicautogenesis:

LMFAO LA PEGO BN CABRON

Me too >:(

(Source: donjuny)

I had one of these the other day

it was great.

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

fussybabybitch:

All serious guides to “being a man” inevitably read like brandnewswastikas posts

the real reason you shouldnt order them is because they taste shitty

thanksomuch:

stephanieruiz:

m-aars:

fab00bless:

wingsofravens:

libernum:

creamyy:

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

…. jealousy

wow, i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous in my life

so jealous…. 

THEY DON’T MENSTRUATE

holy fuck. want.

i want this so badly.

…is there even a downside to this?

you had me at “no anal hair”… just saying.

Blue eyes with little gold flecks don’t cure shaving, I’m pretty jealous.

swaetshrit:

oh god i laughed really hard at the last one and now i feel bad

Hnnnngh.